You have killed me.

Maury D'Annato, of My Favorite Intermissions, does everyone a favor and posts this video. Words, for once, fail me. I'm not a big fan of Così fan tutte, but Mozart is Mozart. I pray that a "Mozart ist Gott" type doesn't see this and have a stroke.

One question, though: Now, I'm told I'm a student in college these days, and I have every reason to believe it. When I waste time, it generally doesn't involve Così. It certainly doesn't involve YouTube. I like to speak of "career-ending moves," and for most of my generation, putting our high-spirited hijinks on the Mighty Interweb would be such a move.

Still: who are these people?